As winter solstice approaches, one thing and one thing only is on the mind of the modern henger: what movies should you play for our solstice movie marathon this year? One year you played every movie that had Sun in the title, but that was a mixed bag, and last year, well, one can only watch The Wicker Man so many times in a row. Someone suggested a Doctor Who marathon, but let’s face it: you know AND WE KNOW that you have been having Doctor Who marathons at least twice a week for the last month (and, frankly, he’s tired and out of breath. Hahahahaha! ha?). In fact, to be honest, we can actually see that you have Doctor Who playing in the background right now as you read this. Get a grip, srsly.
We offer this post to bring you a brilliant solution to your quandary. Here is a list, which we do not claim to be complete, of movies and some television shows that have Stonehenge—or some Stonehenge-like substance—in them. We aren’t saying all of them (or, perhaps, any of them) are good movies, or that you’ll enjoy them, although you may enjoy each in its own way (except Sharks of the Corn—no one does. Trust us.). All we’re saying is that at some point in each of these, Stonehenge rears its ugly head, at which point you either throw popcorn at the screen or yell “Score!” and take a strong shot of something.
Plus, you and your friends, should you have any, can do some Stonehenge analysis of your own. Which movie replicas are good? Which are lame? And which actually filmed AT Stonehenge. What’s that you say? Yes. Yes. We know. Doctor Who filmed at Stonehenge. Thank you for that. Nerd.
STONEHENGE MOVIE LIST (replicas unless otherwise marked) no particular order
1. This is Spinal Tap 1984. (getting this one out of the way right away)
2. The Black Knight —1954. unintentionally hilarious Stonehenge sequence with dancing nymphs and murderous druids at Stonehenge
3. National Lampoon’s European Vacation —1985. Chevy Chase represents all of America as he carelessly topples Stonehenge
4. The Mists of Avalon —2001. television mini-series with a scene at a Stonehenge-ish thing
5. King Arthur —2004. Stonehenge by the sea, at Tintagel! he marries Keira Knightley there at the end. Beautiful. And the henge is nice, too. 😉
6. King Lear —1983. said to be filmed on a Stonehenge-like set
7. Merlin: The Return —2000. it’s Merlin, so of course, Stonehenge has to come into it
8. Merlin of the Crystal Caves —1991. television. includes a young Merlin overseeing the erecting of the stones at Stonehenge
9. Tess —1979. for this one, Roman Polanski built a whole Stonehenge in France, or so we’re told. Realistic replica
10. The Colour of Magic —2008. television mini-series of Pratchett’s book. A woman being sacrificed at Stonehenge is saved. Stonehenge as computer hardware
11. Curse of the Demon aka (Night of the Demon) —1957. devil cults, death curses, Stonehenge, REAL Stonehenge
12. Shanghai Knights —2003. they crash into Stonehenge. But this is a digitally mocked-up version
13. Fiddlers Three, or While Nero Fiddled —1944. comedy: people sheltering under Stonehenge in a storm get transported back to Roman times. Hijinks ensue
14. Robin of Sherwood —Television series from the 80s, Includes a linteled, Stonehenge-ish thing, despite taking place near Nottingham
15. Stonehenge Apocalypse —2010. bad movie, BUT Stonehenge (replica). Everyone says it’s terrible, but, sadly, not funny-terrible
16. The Pandorica Opens —2010. okay, yes, this is television, but it’s Doctor Who. REAL Stonehenge
17. Thor: The Dark World —2013. Thor, “dark elves”, Loki, Asgard, and Stellan Skarsgård naked at Stonehenge, yet not as sexy as you probably think.
18. Transformers: The Last Knight. 2017. Unique in having been filmed both at Stonehenge AND at the best Stonehenge replica ever, near Stonehenge in Wiltshire, with rumours, sworn to be true by people we trust (and by Tim Daw 😉 ) of a second secret replica nearby, which we assume got blown up in some enormously satisfying manner. There’s a clip here of a part with Stonehenge—which has been mysteriously enhanced with a circle of huge outlying stones!
19. The Wicker Man—1973. Supposed to take place in Scotland, but a stone circle with at least one lintel, so here it is. Dark rituals, ‘centered on procreation’. Say no more!
20. Sharknado 5: Global Swarming—2017. This AND the Transformers movie in one year. What glories Stonehenge has been a part of! Our understanding is that, in this one, Stonehenge explodes and turns into a sharknado. And that is how the movie starts.
21. The Librarians, And The Crown of King Arthur—television episode that includes a nice little Stonehenge replica. As we recall, one of the stones has a trick door and secret compartment!
22. Sharks of the Corn—2021 We hear this is an awful movie. But that never precludes a Stonehenge appearance! Sharks in corn fields. In Kentucky. With Stonehenge! What more could you ask for??
23. The Eternals—2021 We’re hearing that Stonehenge appears near the end of this new blockbuster. Revision: apparently it only appears in the credits. Still, can’t wait to see the images!
24. Ice Age—2002, Animated At one point characters wander past Stonehenge and one says, “Modern architecture; it’ll never last.” Stonehenge wouldn’t even be there during the Ice Ages but it’s still funny.
25. The Pumaman—1980 An Italian superhero movie that features at one point a Stonehenge by the sea.
26. The Tomb of Ligeia—1964 British horror film starring Vincent Price and Elizabeth Shepherd. I’ve read the plot and have no idea how Stonehenge fits in but it’s there.
27. Alison’s Birthday—1981 Australian horror film in which “a young girl is subjected to a reign of terror so that her soul can be transferred to the body of an old crone” I mean, obviously you would need a Stonehenge!
28. Britannia—a television show with a remarkable, one might even say considerably “improved” Stonehenge that was built in the Czech Republic for the show
Are there more movies and television shows with Stonehenges? Indubitably. Are we done here for now? Yep.
Fill the comments with your corrections and suggestions. We’re ready for you! Let us know how your Stonehenge movie marathon goes!
And until next time, friends, happy henging!
P. S. : 29. Halloween III. 1982. Have to mention it even though it doesn’t actually qualify, because Stonehenge-y-ness in plot.
Also, I don’t know anything else about this Turkish show that translates Valley of the Wolves but check out this scene!
Still should probably add Troll 2, and an episode of Midsomer Murders called The Sleeper Under the Hill. We’re looking into them! Also, there’s a very quick shot taken at Stonehenge in Good Omens when they’re giving Pepper’s back story. And from Anika deGroot, “In one episode of Unforgotten the two detectives drive by Stonehenge. I think it was in Season 2.” Thank you, Anika!
[Our thanks to Aberfoyle, no, Abercrombie, no, what’s ’is name—Aber4th? for telling us about Merlin of the Crystal Caves in the comments. Our thanks to Mr. Barry Teague for the tip about Fiddlers Three. And thank you to Martin Barber for Alison’s Birthday.]